bed w aquarium

This is a bed with a custom $11,500 650-gallon acrylic aquarium “headboard” spanning above it. That way instead of counting sheep when you go to bed you can count fish. Don’t like fish? Get turtles. Don’t like turtles? There’s something wrong with you. There’s currently a 3-4 months lead-time before shipping and the price does not include installation. They just drop that shit off at the end of your driveway and flip you the bird. “Good luck putting it together, @$$hole!” I imagine them yelling before backing over your mailbox and speeding off.



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